so i'm coming home from buying some beer at the local grocer. i see this beautiful backlit flag. WTF, let's pull over and take a pic.
just as i'm about to push the shutter, miss busy body of oviedo pulls her grey van right in front of my picture. "what are you taking a picture of?"
"well, mam, i was about to take a picture of that flag until you pulled your goddamned stupid van in front of my picture. you stupid bitch."
then i hopped in my car and squealed wheels and flipped her the bird. stupid bitch.