12/31/06

Black and White in RGB

Happy New Year, maybe, we'll see. there's always "The Plan" to look forward to.

12/29/06

America

I'm sorry, you are really, really stupid.

Had I not chronicled those feelings of agitation in this very blog, I wouldn't believe them now. Today, they simply represent numbers. 3000 Americans dead over nearly four years? Really? That's the number of dead Iraqis in less than a month. The Americans had families? Too bad. So do we. So do the corpses in the streets and the ones waiting for identification in the morgue.

i remember the day "Shock and Awe" first started. i was on the phone with a really talented makeup artist that i used to test with. i said "holy shit "P" they are bombing the hell out of Iraq." she responded, "good, i hope they kill them all." really, really stupid. i haven't talked to her since, nor my brother, nor any stupid mutherfck'r that thought this lamebrained invasion was a good idea. it wasn't, it was really, really stupid, and we are all going to pay for it.

PS: joe lieberman, get fuck'n bent.

12/27/06

Swiss Miss on Cocoa Beach

get it? ok, that was stupid. i met this girl from switzerland one day while washing windows in orlando. she agreed to go to cocoa beach with me. shot a roll of color and a roll of black and white. the color looked great, but every image had a flaw, sand on the nose, band aid on her rib cage which i failed to see. i guess i could just get scans and photoshop the flaws out. as i recall the color shots were very hot, she was a very sexy girl. this was the only black and white that turned out.

Strange Stories

this is the most unbelievable fuck'n thing i've read on the internest. more so because i'm sure at least half of it's true.

for christmas i got Obama's book 'The Audacity of Hope'. it was noted that i didn't seem too excited. truth is i like Barack Obama, but i don't want to hear any more of this third way crap. it used to be i didn't like republicans because i don't abide their philosophy, but the older i get the more i'm finding they are just flat out criminals.

all i'm saying is the frog learned the hard way, you don't give the scorpion a ride across the river.

Washington Times articles are routinely cited by C-SPAN, for instance, without explanations to viewers that the newspaper is financed by an ultra-right religious cult leader, a convicted tax fraud and a publicly identified money-launderer. Most American listeners just think they’re getting straightforward news.

12/12/06

Steve is Pissed

it's 4:30 and there are no cookies in the bowl. dinner is at 6:30. sorry steve, there is no christmas in february, no matter how much you say there is. as mentioned earlier in the comments, steve is on a diet. hey bud, you had your thanksgiving day rat, so be thankful.

i know it's only tuesday, but this is my friday day cat offering. for all 7 of my regular visitors this will be my last post until Dec. 23 or so. peace, and merry, happy, what ever the fuck you do. hopefully, a bunch of guys/gals don't bleed out in the sand, but i have a feeling. special peace to them, and the ones that loved them.

Gradualation

monday was the big ceremony. my daughter graduated. yeah. a little more drama than i anticipated. boredom, i was counting on that, and indeed there was plenty of that, but i could have done with less drama. once in a lifetime, another brick in the wall.

12/9/06

Britney Spears' Pussy

sorry, just trying out the rude one's advice. i don't really think britney's pussy is likely to be able to save us now. it probably won't even increase traffic to my blog.

jesus christ people, this is the internet. there is much better pussy to look at than some ignorant paparazzi's crotch shot of a washed up pop diva.

seriously, i hope this doesn't seem too misogynistic (it's not my intent), but this society is really going down the crapper.

12/7/06

Blueprint of Nora

if that doesn't excite you, check out this link to an exhibition of Hunter Thompson's photography. i talked about that in an earlier post. none of the photo's shown here were from that exhibition, which he made in the early 90's i think. anyway, he really was a pretty good photographer, even damned good.

12/4/06

Weird Orange Thing in the Grass

i actually used to know what this was. now i've forgotten. it smells a little like poop. the flies, which i had to keep shooing away apparently agree. my goal when i got the stupid ass digital camera was to make a post a day, but i doubt i'll be able to keep up with that. as of yet i've been unable to find the "vision" thing.

12/1/06

Rats!



steve enjoys thanksgiving in his own special way.